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You’re not better than anyone… except maybe people who don’t make playlists for their crushes. The Music Is Better Than McDonald Baby Tee is for emotionally complex girlies who romanticize headphones more than happy meals. Cropped and confidently snobby, it’s perfect for record store loitering, awkward dancing, and making eye contact with the DJ instead…
Some feelings are universal. Some struggles are daily. \n The My Balls Itch Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and emotional in a deeply relatable way. It’s for the girl who understands the undeniable, often awkward, physical realities that come with navigating desire, attraction, and the messy business of love. For those who embrace the discomfort…
They’re real… fake… enhanced… natural… you’ll never know. But you’ll look. The My Boobs Are a Lil Bit Too Good to Be True Baby Tee is all about weaponized chest energy. Perfectly cropped to hint, flex, and serve confusion, this top is for the titty-forward bimbo who turns heads and breaks necks. Visual illusion. Emotional…
She’s got caffeine in her bloodstream and chaos in her coochie. The My Pussy Tastes Like Pink Monster Baby Tee is pure unhinged energy with a fizzy aftertaste. Flirty, terrifying, and possibly illegal, this one’s for the girls who give Monster sponsorship energy without asking permission. Sip her responsibly. Why you’ll love it: – “My…
The Nerds Are Freaky Y2K Baby Tee is for the girls who ace tests, quote anime, and still break hearts without trying. It’s flirty, ironic, and dangerously accurate. This crop top proves that intelligence is hot, and quiet types never play innocent for long. Whether you’re coding in your room or roleplaying in someone’s imagination,…
Okay, but who *was* that boring person? The Never Been a Boring Bitch Baby Tee is a Y2K relic unearthed from the depths of a dial-up connection. It’s for the girl whose existence is the notification everyone needs, who serves looks and undeniable facts, and who knows her own archive is anything but beige. Early…
Okay, we see you. \n The Ni Hao Fine Shyt Baby Tee is *so* fetch, bilingual, and dripping in international rizz. It’s for the babe who’s got the goods, drops a “Ni Hao” like it’s hot, and basically invented the term “fine shyt”. Confident meets iconic. Cropped to introduce yourself like the queen you are….
The No Bra Club Y2K Baby Tee serves soft rebellion with every wear. It’s flirty, fearless, and full of main character mischief. Whether you’re lounging in bed, walking downtown with iced coffee in hand, or breaking hearts in line at the corner store, this top says exactly what you’re thinking—without saying a word. The cropped…
They told us our occupation was princess. They forgot to mention the fine print. The Occupation Princess Drinking Cat Baby Tee is brutally honest, deeply relatable, and exists in its own cursed kingdom. It’s for the girl who understands the *real* work of maintaining a royal demeanor, who finds solace (and maybe love?) in the…
Some days you need a prince charming, other days you just need to rule the world yourself. \n The Occupation Princess Y2K Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and aspirational in a chaotic way. It’s for the girl who manages her love life like a Fortune 500 company, knows her Royal Bimbo Energy is her greatest…
Remember when we thought perfect was the goal? \n The “Perfection Is Boring” Baby Tee is the anthem for the girl who stopped trying. It’s iconic, effortlessly cool, and speaks to the soul of anyone who finds beauty in the messy, the real, the unapologetically imperfect. It’s for the babe who knows her flaws are…
Heard you were looking for sparks. The Pika Pika Chu Baby Tee is pure 2000s electricity. It’s loud, flirty, and lets everyone know you’re powered up and ready to be chosen. This tee is for the girl who grew up on Saturday morning anime, knows her power, and isn’t afraid to show off her Pikachu…
The Pleasure Girl Y2K Baby Tee drips in divine feminine chaos. With a sultry wink and a sugar-sweet bite, this top is made for girls who romanticize their reflection, flirt with their own shadow, and take their dopamine in pink doses. It’s soft but spicy, cropped to perfection, and ready for anything—from late-night corner store…
The Princessing Y2K Baby Tee is for the girls who treat life like a storyline and themselves like the plot. It’s sugar-sweet, dream-drenched, and unapologetically delicate—in the way diamonds are delicate. Whether you’re daydreaming in traffic or crying with lip gloss on, this tee supports the royal lifestyle: naps, mood swings, and looking flawless through…
The Psychedelic Nike Y2K Baby Tee warps the line between hype and hallucination. It’s for the girls who chase visuals, bend vibes, and turn every fit into a flashback. This top hits like a lucid dream—bright, warped, slightly illegal-feeling. Whether you’re walking through a music festival or zoning out in your room at 2am with…
Some summers you just gotta Rawr. \n The Rawr Pirate Cat in Watermelon Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and embodies peak chaotic summer energy. It’s for the girl who captains her own ship through messy adventures, finds treasure in weird memes, and knows that sometimes you just need a cat in a watermelon yelling. Silly…
