Description
Sometimes the numbers just don’t make sense.
The Ass Is Too Fat Tits Are Too Nice Baby Tee is the ultimate paradox tee for the girl who looks fine but is going through it. It’s for the one who gets compliments while internally screaming, navigating modern dating with a hot girl exterior and an emotionally unavailable interior. Y2K cropped perfection meets meme-girl melancholy. Thick thighs, fine tits, and a perpetually unwell vibe.
It’s giving… a lot.
Why you’ll love it:
– “Ass Is Too Fat Tits Are Too Nice to Feel This Way” energy
– Cropped to make your point (and show off the stats)
– Physical assets vs. emotional liabilities = fashion
– For emotionally hot girls who are tired of feeling this way
– Made for the mathematically challenged relationship era
Fabric & Fit Details:
– Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
– Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
– Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
– Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
– Premium knit mid-weight jersey
– Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
– Regular fit
– Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
– Blank product components in the US sourced from the US
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