Description
Some things just need to be said — and this tee says it before you even open your mouth.
The “Eyelashes Longer Than Your Dick” baby tee is for the baddies with bold lashes, bolder opinions, and zero time for fragile egos.
Made with ultra-soft combed cotton and a relaxed cropped fit, this top is equal parts comfort and confrontation. It’s your go-to for gas station stares, club bathroom selfies, and leaving read receipts on.
Whether you’re serving lashes, delusion, or destruction, this tee is here to help you look good while doing it.
Features:
100% combed cotton (soft AF, durable too)
Relaxed fit and dropped shoulders
Cropped length that hits just right
Ribbed crew neck, side-seamed construction
Mid-weight fabric: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Preshrunk and built to last
Blank product responsibly sourced from Bangladesh
Wear it with 25mm lashes, dramatic liner, and the smirk of someone who knows they’re hotter than your entire contact list.
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