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The world didn’t crash in 2000. But you did. Repeatedly. And that’s okay. The Why2Kay Baby Tee is your late-night error message in crop top form. Glitchy, retro, and laced with existential sass, it’s for the alt-girl who rebooted herself five times and came back hotter. Because you’re not spiraling—you’re updating. Crash, restart, serve. Why…
Okay, here we go again. Another day, another serving of pure, unadulterated hotness. The Woke Up Sexy as Hell Again Baby Tee is a declaration, a flex, a mood. It’s for the girl who knows her worth, hits snooze and still wakes up looking like a snack, and isn’t afraid to say it. This tee…
The year is 3000. You’re still hot. The world? Still ending. The Y3K Baby Tee fuses futurist slut energy with doomsday glam. Think Mad Max meets Instagram baddie. This one’s for cyber sluts, Chrome crashers, and post-apocalyptic it-girls rewriting the code in fishnets. Nothing survived but your hotness. Why you’ll love it: – “Y3K” slutpunk…
The stars whispered your name—and it sounded hot. The You Are Chosen Baby Tee is ethereal, powerful, and laced with divine delusion. This one’s for the girl who sees omens in angel numbers, flirts with fate, and manifests chaos with a cute smirk. You weren’t picked. You *are* the prophecy. Why you’ll love it: –…
The world’s ending, and you’re somehow thriving in lashes and fishnets. The Your Apocalypse Baby Tee is for the end-stage it-girls who romanticize disaster and always look amazing while doing it. This crop says, “If the planet’s going down, I’m taking selfies in front of the flames.” Destruction has never looked so good. Why you’ll…
Exhibit A: Me, being adorable. \n The Your Honor I Am Just a Girl Bunny Baby Tee is your official court statement, delivered Y2K style. It’s for the girl who navigates the complexities of life (and maybe a few white lies) with undeniable cuteness and a strategic flutter of the eyelashes. Bunnycore sweetness meets legal…
Your Honor, I plead the 5th… but make it cute. \n The Your Honor I Am Just a Girl Baby Tee is iconic, chaotic, and deeply relatable in a legally questionable way. It’s for the girl who pleads ignorance in the face of overwhelming evidence, uses hyper-femininity as a superpower, and knows that sometimes you…
Guilty as charged. \n The Your Honor I Am Just a Girl Dog Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and emotional in a dramatically loyal way. It’s for the girl who over-commits to bits, has a devoted inner circle (probably just one person), and serves Y2K looks while pleading the fifth. Silly meets puppycore devotion. Cropped…
Taking the stand, Your Honor. The Your Honor Raccoon Baby Tee is your indisputable plea for cute, chaotic energy. It’s for the girl who knows she’s a walking liability (especially in relationships), who blames everything on her feminine wiles, and who finds her spirit animal rummaging through bins at 2 AM. Trash meets innocentcore. Cropped…
In a court of public opinion, we plead innocence. The Your Honor Baby Tee is an alibi for chaotic energy, an argument for duality, and utterly iconic. It’s for the girl who contains multitudes, feels unfairly judged, and maybe carries a small weapon (metaphorically… mostly). Silly meets surreal. It’s for being *the* one, your singular…
On trial for crimes against my own heart. \n The Your Honor I Am Litereally Just a Girl Baby Tee is a dramatic declaration, a courtroom plea, and a Y2K bimbocore dream rolled into one. It’s for the girl who feels like her love life belongs in court, whose dating disasters are worthy of testimony,…
Let the record show, feelings were felt. \n The “Your Honor, I’m Just a Girl” Weeping Cat Baby Tee is Exhibit A in emotional testimony. It’s an internet-era classic, ridiculously relatable, and perfect for anyone whose internal state is a class-action lawsuit. It’s for the girl who understands that sometimes, you just can’t explain the…
