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She’s got jokes, trauma, and an offensive sense of timing. The Ligma Pussi Baby Tee is for chaotic meme lords and unbothered hot girls who weaponize humor like a sword. This crop isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for the unfiltered baddie with a TikTok brain and no regrets. Get in loser, we’re making people…
There’s a creature living in the garden, and it’s not just rabbits eating your kale. It’s the cabbage cat. The Little Bitches Cabbage Cat Baby Tee is peak internet absurdity meets cottagecore chaos. It’s for the girl who finds joy in cursed images, collects screenshots like art, and believes chaotic energy is her love language….
Lost my mind over how cute this is. \n The Little Bunny Strawberry Y2K Baby Tee is sickeningly sweet, hopelessly online, and believes in fairy tale endings (even if they’re just for the ‘gram). It’s for the girl whose aesthetic is 90% pink, who interprets number “2” as needing a partner in crime, and who…
Some loves fade, but puppy love? That’s eternal. \n The Lovely Heart Dog Baby Tee is pure, iconic, and emotional in the sweetest way. It’s for the girl who lives for puppy cuddles, speaks in doggo lingo, and knows the singular joy of unconditional love. Cute meets core memory. Cropped to cherish in style. \n…
Welcome to the era of feeling it all, baby. The Manic Anxious and Violently Horny Baby Tee is raw, iconic, and perhaps a little concerning in the best way. It’s for the girl navigating the beautiful mess of her own brain, where intense emotions collide with an equally intense desire for connection. It’s about feeling…
Some days, the only thing holding it together is caffeine and a fluffy void. The Matcha Cat Baby Tee is that essential, specific vibe you didn’t know you needed. It’s for the girl who runs on green tea and chaotic good intentions, who treats self-care like a sacred ritual but also sends cursed cat memes…
Me stronk. Witness the power. \n The Me Stronk Cat Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and aspirational in a cursed way. It’s for the girl who lives by memes, celebrates tiny victories, and believes even cats can hit the gym. Silly meets sheer will. Cropped to flex in style. \n Stronk never stops. \n Why…
She put in the work. \n The Mentally I Was a Slut Baby Tee is your official uniform for post-hoe clarity. It’s for the girl who’s seen things, survived the situationships, and is now in her softcore recovery era. It’s absurd, self-aware, and perfect for acknowledging that past *number* while serving iconic Y2K retro energy….
You’re not better than anyone… except maybe people who don’t make playlists for their crushes. The Music Is Better Than McDonald Baby Tee is for emotionally complex girlies who romanticize headphones more than happy meals. Cropped and confidently snobby, it’s perfect for record store loitering, awkward dancing, and making eye contact with the DJ instead…
Some feelings are universal. Some struggles are daily. \n The My Balls Itch Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and emotional in a deeply relatable way. It’s for the girl who understands the undeniable, often awkward, physical realities that come with navigating desire, attraction, and the messy business of love. For those who embrace the discomfort…
They’re real… fake… enhanced… natural… you’ll never know. But you’ll look. The My Boobs Are a Lil Bit Too Good to Be True Baby Tee is all about weaponized chest energy. Perfectly cropped to hint, flex, and serve confusion, this top is for the titty-forward bimbo who turns heads and breaks necks. Visual illusion. Emotional…
She’s got caffeine in her bloodstream and chaos in her coochie. The My Pussy Tastes Like Pink Monster Baby Tee is pure unhinged energy with a fizzy aftertaste. Flirty, terrifying, and possibly illegal, this one’s for the girls who give Monster sponsorship energy without asking permission. Sip her responsibly. Why you’ll love it: – “My…
Okay, but who *was* that boring person? The Never Been a Boring Bitch Baby Tee is a Y2K relic unearthed from the depths of a dial-up connection. It’s for the girl whose existence is the notification everyone needs, who serves looks and undeniable facts, and who knows her own archive is anything but beige. Early…
Okay, we see you. \n The Ni Hao Fine Shyt Baby Tee is *so* fetch, bilingual, and dripping in international rizz. It’s for the babe who’s got the goods, drops a “Ni Hao” like it’s hot, and basically invented the term “fine shyt”. Confident meets iconic. Cropped to introduce yourself like the queen you are….
They told us our occupation was princess. They forgot to mention the fine print. The Occupation Princess Drinking Cat Baby Tee is brutally honest, deeply relatable, and exists in its own cursed kingdom. It’s for the girl who understands the *real* work of maintaining a royal demeanor, who finds solace (and maybe love?) in the…
Some days you need a prince charming, other days you just need to rule the world yourself. \n The Occupation Princess Y2K Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and aspirational in a chaotic way. It’s for the girl who manages her love life like a Fortune 500 company, knows her Royal Bimbo Energy is her greatest…
