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The undisputed truth has finally been revealed. The Hot Girls Sleep With Plushies Baby Tee is iconic, revealing, and deeply felt in a softcore way. It’s for the girl who prioritizes comfort over complicated boyfriends, finds emotional solace in faux fur, and looks effortlessly hot while doing absolutely nothing. Bimbo meets bedtime. Cropped to snuggle…
You’ve been polite long enough. Now it’s time to go full feral. The How Wild Can You Go Baby Tee is for rule breakers, trail blazers, and girlies who howl at the moon when life gets too boring. This top doesn’t ask permission—it unleashes the untamed. Cropped, chaotic, and born for the main stage of…
We’re all just trying to feel something, anything, okay? The Hug Me and Say That Youre Gay and You Love Me Baby Tee is raw, relatable, and painfully honest in a perfectly Y2K way. It’s for the queer girl who’s not afraid to wear her heart on her aggressively cropped sleeve, who sends screenshots of…
You sext like a pro then ghost like a mythological creature. The Hypersexual But Terrified of Sex Baby Tee captures the ultimate duality: thirsty DMs, then emotional shutdown. This crop is for girls who flirt with everyone, touch no one, and dissociate while doing it. Soft fabric. Hard contradictions. You’re not mixed signals—you’re a broadcast…
The head is just housing more processing power. \n The I Got a Big Forehead Cuz I Be Knowin Baby Tee is iconic, meme-certified, and serves serious smart-girl realness. It’s for the babe who knows she knows, embraces her cranial capacity, and lives for that Y2K comeback. The year 2000 wasn’t just about surviving the…
You had a thought. It was probably iconic. Then it disappeared forever. The I Think But I Forgot Baby Tee was made for girls who run on vibes, caffeine, and chaos. Whether you’re zoning out mid-sentence or losing focus mid-sentence—wait, what were we saying? Brain empty, crop full slay. Why you’ll love it: – “I…
You’re having an existential crisis, but make it aesthetic. The I Think Therefore I Am Baby Tee is for overthinkers, philosophy majors, and sad girls who look hot while spiraling. Perfect for journaling under neon lights or contemplating existence with a vape in hand. Brains are sexy. So is this shirt. Why you’ll love it:…
Life is meaningless. But like… he was kinda fine? The I’d Fuck Albert Camus Baby Tee is for literature sluts, French girl fantasies, and girls who cry while reading The Stranger. It’s horny. It’s intellectual. It’s bisexual chaos with a side of ennui. Philosophy? More like fill-osophy. Why you’ll love it: – “I’d Fuck Albert…
You found the one. The perfect match. \n The “Id Hit That Bong” Baby Tee is iconic, undeniable, and speaks the language of true desire. It’s for the girl who knows a good thing when she sees it, isn’t afraid to express her appreciation, and believes in making a cosmic connection (especially over a joint)….
Pop the champagne, baby. Someone messed around and found out. \n\n The I’m Very Sorry Baby Tee is passive aggression personified, wrapped up in Y2K nostalgia. It’s for the girl who knows that watching the predictable results of someone else’s actions is a spectator sport, best enjoyed while looking adorable. She’s sweet on the outside,…
Your life is a mess. But your outfit? Flawless. The It Is What It Is Baby Tee delivers peak nihilist fashion. Cropped, soft, and deeply over it, this tee is for girls who’ve stopped trying to fix things and started slaying through them instead. Dead inside. Gorgeous outside. Stoicism, but sexy. Why you’ll love it:…
She’s not antisocial — she just has excellent taste in music and none in people. The “Just Me and My Music Taste Against the World” Baby Tee is for the playlist girls, the headphone huns, the ones who drown out chaos with curated bangers. Whether you’re gatekeeping a band or giving main character energy in…
The vibe has entered the chat. \n The Kawaii Blunt Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and emotional in a cursed way. It’s for the girl who knows being cute doesn’t mean being innocent, over-commits to the Y2K aesthetic, and cries while scrolling through early 2000s Tumblr. Sassy meets spiritual. Cropped to manifest in style. \n…
That look. It penetrates your soul. It knows everything you’ve ever done. \n The Knowin Cat Y2K Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and intuitively correct. It’s for the girl who trusts her gut, understands the cosmic dance between two hearts, and communicates purely through meme energy. Silly meets psychic. Cropped to know in style. \n…
Life is soup. You are fork. Nothing makes sense, but this tee might help. The “Life is Soup and I Am Fork” Baby Tee is made for the girls who panic in aesthetic. Whether you’re spiraling with a silly grin or searching for purpose via meme, this crop top is your certified breakdown uniform. Styled…
You were banned from the group chat for this. And honestly? Worth it. The Ligma Pussi Imma Lig Ur Ballz Baby Tee is unfiltered internet brain in wearable form. Chaotic, suggestive, and fully unhinged, this crop is for meme girls who flirt like trolls and leave broken hearts in every Discord server. Horny. Horrifying. Hot….
