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The first rule of us is you do not talk about us. The second rule of us is you *do not* talk about us. n The Fight Club Y2K Baby Tee is exclusive, iconic, and emotionally unavailable in a hot way. It’s for the girl who understands that some things are better kept private, appreciates…
My heart is running on dial-up. Please handle with care. The Fragile Baby Tee is hyper-emotional, nostalgic, and requires explicit instructions. It’s for the girl who feels everything in 1080p HD, who remembers when love felt like dial-up static and AIM away messages, and who’s pretty sure her heart comes with a warning label. It…
Some say this is genetic mutation. Others say it’s art. We say it’s finding love in unexpected places. The Frog-Dog Y2K Baby Tee is confusing, iconic, and feels like scrolling through cursed internet forums in the early 2000s. It’s for the girl who finds beauty in the weird, understands that memes are a love language,…
Subtle? Never heard of her. You’re here to ruin lives and sheets. The Fuck Me Til I Pass Out Baby Tee is raw, honest, and hotter than your ex deserves. Cropped for horizontal acrobatics and slutcore tantrums, it’s perfect for your next failed situationship or successful hookup. Consent is sexy. This tee is sexier. Why…
Consider this your official break-up letter. The Fuck You Heart Y2K Baby Tee is iconic, aggressive, and perfectly captures the ‘over it’ energy of a girl who’s been through it. It’s for the girl who’s done crying over *that* specific person, thrives on dark humor, and expresses emotional damage through sarcastic memes and cropped tops….
We’re not taking it anymore. Consider this your official exit. The Fuck You Raccoon Baby Tee is your statement piece, your battle cry, your aggressively iconic moment. It’s for the girl who’s been pushed too far, who’s done with the dating BS, and who finds spiritual guidance in the pure, unadulterated rage of a trash…
We lost a real one. RIP Player 2. The Game Over Cat Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and feels like the end credits of a messy level. It’s for the girl who knows the chase is over, is officially done with Player 2, and has emerged victorious (or at least alive). Y2K retro gamercore meets…
Is it love? Is it violence? Yes. n The Gun and Heart Baby Tee captures the chaotic energy of early 2000s relationships. It’s for the girl who believes in forever but also burns things down. A tribute to softcore violence and the messy parts of love. When your heart feels like a weapon, and your…
Manifesting my soulmate (preferably with a heart-shaped tail). n The Heart Tail Cats Y2K Baby Tee is pure romantic catcore fantasy. It’s for the girl whose heart beats for cute animals, vintage vibes, and the idea that love exists somewhere out there, maybe wearing pink and saying ‘meow’. Soft meets surreal. Cropped for finding The…
He’s a cat. You’re a mess. Together, it’s a love story. The Hey U Can I Kiss U Cat Baby Tee is your go-to for flirty chaos and awkward charm. Made for meme queens and sensitive baddies, this crop whispers “I’m emotionally unhinged but in a cute way.” Fitted with soft-touch jersey and printed with…
They weren’t expecting this level of fine. You weren’t expecting this much power. The Hol Up Why This Girl So Hot Baby Tee is meme-tier self-awareness in a cropped silhouette. Equal parts thirst trap and emotional chaos, it’s made for walking into rooms and breaking hearts on sight. You’re the punchline. And the problem. Why…
Plot twist: They were right all along. The Hot Girls Like Nerds Baby Tee is an undeniable fact, a historical document, a public service announcement. It’s for the girl who knows intelligence is the ultimate glow-up, values wit over abs (though both is nice), and finds decoding code just as thrilling as decoding mixed signals….
Some relationships just hit different. The Hot Girls Love Coke Baby Tee is controversial, iconic, and deeply relatable in a complicated way. It’s for the girl who knows what she loves, isn’t afraid to show it, and understands that true devotion comes in many forms. Baddie energy meets undeniable affection. Cropped to declare your love…
They said you couldn’t be both. n The Hot Girls Love English Baby Tee is iconic, validates your brain, and serves major Nerdy Bimbo Energy. It’s for the girl who knows the difference between ‘affect’ and ‘effect,’ finds a well-placed semicolon irresistible, and whose number one love language is probably iambic pentameter. Proof that grammar…
The undisputed truth has finally been revealed. The Hot Girls Sleep With Plushies Baby Tee is iconic, revealing, and deeply felt in a softcore way. It’s for the girl who prioritizes comfort over complicated boyfriends, finds emotional solace in faux fur, and looks effortlessly hot while doing absolutely nothing. Bimbo meets bedtime. Cropped to snuggle…
You’ve been polite long enough. Now it’s time to go full feral. The How Wild Can You Go Baby Tee is for rule breakers, trail blazers, and girlies who howl at the moon when life gets too boring. This top doesn’t ask permission—it unleashes the untamed. Cropped, chaotic, and born for the main stage of…
