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Did you get the paperwork? Because she did. \n The Certified Lover Girl Baby Tee is proof you’ve navigated the trenches of modern romance. It’s Y2K nostalgia for the chronically online romantic. It’s for the girl whose playlist goes from Drake’s sad hours to Lover Era anthems on repeat. Drakecore vulnerability meets pop-punk sincerity, but…
Moisturize. Slay. Repeat. The Certified Wet Pussy Baby Tee is juicy, dramatic, and unapologetically obscene—in the hottest way. Made for fully hydrated icons with drip and attitude, this crop isn’t just a vibe—it’s a full hydration campaign. Stay wet, stay wild. Why you’ll love it: – “Certified Wet Pussy” hydration flex – Cropped for steamy…
Okay, some call it talking too much. I call it… certification. The Certified Yapper Y2K Baby Tee is iconic, unapologetic, and loud AF. It’s for the baddie who spills the tea, lives on her phone, and has *a lot* to say about everything. Retro baby tee fit meets meme culture queen. Cropped to serve looks…
You like your sex rough, your shirt soft, and your boundaries clearly communicated. The Choke Me While Fucking Me Baby Tee is NSFW, high-impact, and painfully cute. Cropped for collarbone exposure and emotional damage, this one’s for the consent-savvy slut who knows what she wants and moans it. BDSM but with lip gloss. Why you’ll…
Some say I have a problem. I say I have a highly specialized relationship with caffeine. \n The Coffee Cat Y2K Baby Tee is for the girl who operates on pure impulse and a minimum of three espresso shots. It’s hyper, it’s adorable, and it captures that specific, slightly unhinged energy of vintage internet aesthetics…
Some bonds last longer than your last situationship. The Cool Cat Lady Baby Tee is unapologetic, iconic, and emotional in a feline way. It’s for the girl who prioritizes purrs over people, knows the true meaning of ‘forever,’ and finds her soulmate curled up on her lap. Sassy meets spiritual. Cropped to embrace your true…
Consent is queen—but your thirst is feral. The Cum Here Baby Tee gets straight to the point with all the charm of a meme and none of the subtlety. This cropped command is for the bold baddie who texts first, flirts louder, and knows what she wants by look three. Zero chill. Infinite rizz. Why…
You paid your dues. \n The Cunt Badge Y2K Baby Tee isn’t just a top, it’s a whole lifestyle document. It’s for the girl who lives fearlessly, collects ironic achievements like trading cards, and understands that “Certified Bimbo” is the highest honor in the internet age. It’s giving retro ’90s/’00s vibe meets modern meme culture….
A cosmic declaration for those who know. The Cunt Sun Cunt Moon Cunt Rising Baby Tee is your astrological chart, but make it unhinged and undeniable. It’s for the astro baddie who understands her power, lives by meme logic, and isn’t afraid to claim her chaotic divine feminine. Y2K energy meets cosmic chaos. Cropped to…
Is this even happening right now? \n The Dafuck Cat Y2K Baby Tee is iconic, unbothered, and confusing in the most relatable way. It’s for the girl who looks at the world and just goes “dafuck?”, who thrives on internet irony, and communicates exclusively through facial expressions. Confused meets Crop Top. Cropped for maximum existential…
Have you seen him? The patron saint of feeling overwhelmed and snacking on garbage. \n The Dafuck Raccoon Y2K Baby Tee is peak trashcore. It’s absurd, iconic, and the official uniform for feeling utterly confused about, like, *everything*. This tee is for the girl who collects weird internet finds, finds comfort in chaos, and sometimes…
When you’re crying so hard you accidentally ascend. \n The Dafuck Weeping Cat Baby Tee captures that exact vibe. It’s iconic, deeply cursed, and for the girl whose camera roll is 50% memes and 50% blurry crying selfies. It’s the patron saint tee for feeling absolutely feral, whether it’s over a situationship, TikTok drama, or…
Feeling it? Probably not. Too busy questioning everything. \n The Dafuck Y2K Baby Tee is a whole mood board of modern malaise wrapped in vintage irony. It’s for the girl who uses ’emotionally unavailable’ as a punchline, understands existential dread on a spiritual level, and knows the profound comfort of a good meme. Y2K style…
Your reflection just said “holy shit.” The Damn I’m So Fk Thicc Baby Tee is for confident queens, peach-heavy icons, and anyone whose ass claps back. Cropped to perfection, this top demands double takes, Instagram close-ups, and absolutely no body dysmorphia today. You didn’t choose the thicc life. It chose you. Why you’ll love it:…
It’s giving 2000s desktop, emotional breakdown. \n The Desktop Core Baby Tee is your aestheticized blue screen of death. It’s for the girl who knows true pain comes from a corrupted JPEG, overthinks Instant Messenger away messages, and finds beauty in broken connections. Sadgirl meets software bug. Cropped for processing your feelings in low resolution….
Sometimes, you just hit your limit. The nice version is offline. \n The Eat Shit and Die Baby Tee is pure, unfiltered rage served with a side of Y2K nostalgia. It’s for the kill baddie who embraces surreal humor, communicates exclusively in internet memes, and has absolutely zero patience left. Weirdcore meets retro defiance. Cropped…
