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Keep your little one comfortable with this baby jersey t-shirt. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s gentle on delicate skin. The ribbed collar ensures a snug fit without feeling restrictive, making it ideal for all-day wear. • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²) • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction •…
A final bow to a tiny soul. \n The Adios Hamster Baby Tee is peak Y2K sadcore – it’s absurd, oddly tender, and hits you right in the feels. This tee is for the girl who gets surprisingly emotional over internet culture, has a soft spot for tiny creatures, and understands the profound sadness when…
We lost a real one. RIP to the hamster that couldn’t hang. The Adios Hamster Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and emotional in a cursed way. It’s for the girl who grieves memes, over-commits to inside jokes, and cries while looking at rodents. Silly meets spiritual. Cropped to mourn in style. Gone but never forgotten….
He’s baby, but don’t get it twisted. \n The Alpha Male Cute Kitten Baby Tee is iconic, contradictory, and essential in a subtly cursed way. It’s for the person who navigates relationships with ‘toxic sweetness,’ understands the sigma meme, and knows true power lies in being adorable yet aloof. It’s where soft meets supreme. Cropped…
Some people just aren’t worth your time. And sometimes, especially in love, they really are just little bitches. The And They’re Little Bitches Baby Tee is your official uniform for airing relationship grievances. It’s for the girl who’s seen it all – the gaslighting, the ghosting, the general mediocrity – and has embraced her inner…
Sometimes the numbers just don’t make sense. The Ass Is Too Fat Tits Are Too Nice Baby Tee is the ultimate paradox tee for the girl who looks fine but is going through it. It’s for the one who gets compliments while internally screaming, navigating modern dating with a hot girl exterior and an emotionally…
Okay, but some memes just hit different. Like, *really* different. The Boobs Cat Baby Tee is peak internet absurdity molded into wearable art. It’s got that “Milk Me” meme energy wrapped up in a Y2K, Titty Kittycore package. Absurd, iconic, and undeniably *you*. It’s for the girl who understands the deep, unspoken connection to viral…
Fucking around was the plan. Finding out? That’s just extra credit. The Born to Fuck Around Forced to Find Out Baby Tee is for the chaos queens and consequence girlies. Equal parts bold and disastrous, this crop is for living fast, texting first, and pretending not to care (until it’s too late). You made the…
You’ve outgrown the box. Now you’re clawing through the ceiling in fishnets and lip gloss. The Break Free Girl Baby Tee is made for rebellious hearts and emotional jailbreaks. Soft, fitted, and unapologetically alt, this top tells the world you’re done shrinking to fit—time to take up space (and look cute doing it). With bold,…
My heart is a button, darling. The Button Heart Baby Tee is sweet, iconic, and emotional in a soft, sad way. It’s for the girl who collects button hearts, whispers coded confessions like 143, and understands that love is both precious and precarious. It’s fragile, it’s feminine, it’s the perfect blend of Y2K nostalgia and…
He asked “wyd.” You replied with this shirt. The Can We Hav Some Segg Baby Tee is painfully honest and horny in the cutest way possible. Designed for flirty degenerates, soft pervs, and babes who initiate with memes instead of moves. Thirsty. Cropped. Effective. Why you’ll love it: – “Can We Hav Some Segg” chaotic…
Our love was too real. RIP to the relationship that couldn’t handle the intensity. \n The Cat Heart Locket Baby Tee is iconic, intense, and romantic in a feral way. It’s for the girl who loves like a possessive house cat, over-commits to soulmates, and cries listening to 90s pop ballads about heartbreak. Silly meets…
We found love in a very online place. \n The Cat Kissing Heart Baby Tee is pure romance, filtered through a Y2K meme lens. It’s for the girl who collects screenshots of cute stuff, believes in soulmates (especially if they have whiskers), and expresses affection in pixelated bursts. Cute meets cosmic connection. Cropped for dramatic…
Some loves were simply meant to be. The Catacos Y2K Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and a declaration of devotion in the most delicious way. It’s for the girl whose heart belongs equally to purrs and pico de gallo, who understands that true connection exists between a fluffy friend and a perfectly folded tortilla. Silly…
Sometimes love feels like being completely absorbed by something leafy and a little bit feral. \n The Catbbage Y2K Baby Tee is absurd, iconic, and a little bit cursed in a committed way. It’s for the girl who understands that relationship goals are sometimes just trying not to get eaten by the metaphor, over-commits to…
Some things are better left unsaid. Or at least, mostly pixelated. The Censored Baby Tee is pure Y2K sass, confidently cropped and playfully suggestive. It’s for the girl who understands the power of suggestion, knows her worth is an unquantifiable number, and expresses herself in meme-speak. It’s giving just enough to make them wonder about…
